The church of Pie

A website devoted to the Great Pie. Hail pie!

Saturday, May 13, 2006

The 6 Sacred Commandments of Pie

1. One must honor the Pie with offerings of cheese.
2. One must respect the Pie.
3. One must be good toward their fellow Pieists.
4. One must not lie, steal, or kill unless instructed to do so by the Pie.
5. One must honor the Pie every Friday with worship.
6. One must never eat Pie (Unless it's your favorite kind[s].)


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