The church of Pie

A website devoted to the Great Pie. Hail pie!

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

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Anonymous St. O.H. Cheese said...

I Saint O.H cheese, Hereby state that We should eat pie, fresh , every Holy Day. I qoutheth from the ancient and almighty book of pie:

"Thou shalt never eat pie except on special occasions. Those who eat pie eat the very substance that giveth them life!"

Chapter 8, verse 1

1:03 PM  
Anonymous St. Cheese said...

St. Cheese commends cheeese haaateeerss to an eternal Moose lair. Join Pie now and you may stand a chance

"If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is not for you."

- St. Cheese

3:53 PM  
Anonymous St. Cheese said...

I St. Cheese wants you to post some of our holy celebration days, such as pie day, Cheesie Gras, Cheese day (July 20th, my second favorite holiday other then Pie Day) , and Chrismas ( Not Christmas, Chrismas)

"In married life three is company and two none."

"To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness."

"I can resist everything except temptation."

"Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes."

"There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about."

"It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But... it is better to be good than to be ugly."

"Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people."

"The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - The unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable."

"I have nothing to declare except my genuis."

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."

4:09 PM  
Anonymous St. Cheese said...

PS. Throughout Your holy book, Please Quote St. cheese.

"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with."

4:13 PM  
Anonymous St. Cheese said...

"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."

4:14 PM  
Anonymous Deathunter said...

A new sect of pieism has been discovered .It is called JoJo Pieism. They believe the pie has come to earth in the form of a man, JoJo. They follow the sacred scrolls of knowledge. Don't confuse this sect with the other one recently discovered. Now there are 5 sects of pieism. Strangely enough all the sects have come into being with out knowing about the others. Maybe the pie guides us to it. Please help spread the news!.

9:19 AM  
Blogger a duck said...

we have all been brought to pieism like stray cats to a plate of fish.

we shall all praise the pie God forever and ever ahem.

11:15 AM  
Blogger JoJo said...

Visit JoJo Pieism Blog at:
may the Pie be blessed!

12:50 PM  
Anonymous JoJo said...

Visit JoJo Pieism's new site at:

7:38 AM  
Blogger Captain Pie Master said...

I'm Captain Pie Master, sucessor of Captain Spankin Crackers. I taken over leadership of the Sacred Text a la Mode now he has left us. Visit our site at:
From Captain Pie Master

11:56 AM  
Blogger JoJo said...

The revolution has come, Pieism will be United!

12:50 PM  

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